Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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