They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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