just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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