Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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