Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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