Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
