I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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