gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
