He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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