i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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