dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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