Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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