Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Randomize
