I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
my penis made a compromise with my morals
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
