She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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