If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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