Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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