The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
try to milk me bitch
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Randomize
