It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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