take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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