Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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