and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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