How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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