physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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