is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Hippo gnu deer
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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