they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
where are my eyebrows?
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