Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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