I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Reggie can tackle my bush.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
