is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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