Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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