Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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