is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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