I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
