and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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