i was born a porn star she said
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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