Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Come see our sink grown plant.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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