Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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