ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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