i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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