would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Randomize
