...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
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