my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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