Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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