i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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