I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Randomize
