After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
you would pick up someone in the library
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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