South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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