LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Randomize
