My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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