you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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