I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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